Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Really? You mean, food affects health?!

I know that all of you are ridiculously intelligent people, and therefore realize, without thinking too hard, that what we eat plays a crucial role in our health. I interviewed a nice gentleman to give proof to this idea. He was imaginary, BUT if he were real, this is how the interview would've gone:

Q: What's your name, sir?
A: Johnny Johnson.
Q: And what are your eating habits?
A: Well....I basically eat at McDonalds ev'ry day, for ev'ry meal.
Q: Do you exercise at all?
A: Nope. I jist stay at home all day. 'Cept when I drive across the street to get me some food.
Q: Are those French fries in your hand?
A: Shoves them in his mouth and chews noisily. Yep. They're mah favorite.
Q: I can see that. And how would you say your health is influenced by your eating style?
A: Ya know, I don't think that's a valid question.
Q: You appear to be on the heavy side....*coughfivehundredpoundscough*. Do you think this was caused by your unhealthy eating habits?
A: Hey, what is this? Some kinda ak-you-zation session? I don't need this! Storms out of the interview.

As you can see, this man's poor health was caused mainly by his dreadful food choices (along with the severe lack of exercise). I hope we'll all take his example as a lesson of how not to treat our bodies.

3 comments:

Jenn said...

The fact that my intelligence level might reduce to Johhny Johnson's is reason enough to limit my fast food intake!

Sabeys said...

BWAHAHAAAA!!! "coughfivehundredpoundscough".

Priceless. I love it!!

p.s. i still need a wicked description! i'm listening to "the wizard and I" RIGHT NOW! :)

P.Mo said...

lol I like the interview. But what about the guy who eats more than Johnny Johnson and never excercises and never gains any weight? I reckon life ain't fair.